Sunday, February 22, 2009

The way of the cave

Well to all the people who are wondering this isn't about caveman its just a funky name my friends thought would be right for me and I agree with them. This site is all about the media that goes on today. This blog will have the fabulous Britney Spears!!! we all know that when you hear about her its always negative and sometimes positive. so enjoy the blog about my first entry Britney Spears.

Friday, February 20, 2009

Britney Spears

What would you think of this celebrity when you hear her name...

"Britney Spears" start thinking!

To me the name Britney Spears means crisis in human form. How would I know this, just look at the things she has done and you be the judge. For instance she drove with her baby on her lap, did illegal drugs, and shaved off her hair. There is probably more instances but these stand out to me as the big ones.

Driving with a kid on or in the front seat would be in my case a horrible thing. Of course you would probably think "Oh he will be OK its a regular seat there just like my back seats what could happen?" A LOT!! Really, what do you think would happen. First thing, if you get into an accident that child is gone, kaput, no more kid. I know this because (I hope) all vehicles come with a sticker on the visor that all adolescents must be at least 12 years of age (the rules are different in some States).

Now for this next part, remember Britney Spears is a role model for young children. Britney Spears also during her crisis used to smoke up on video. Now just think what the kids would do when they saw her doing drugs "Mommy what's that in her hand and why is Britney going all weird like that?" To me that is what an 8 or 9 year old kid would say. There was a good thing out of the drug smoking though she went to rehab and hopefully quit smoking marijuana [1] and probably other drugs as well. Britney spears showed us that she is human and can beat an addiction and live like a normal Celebrity when she wants to.

Britney Spears shaving her long blond (or whatever colour it was dyed when she shaved it) hair off by herself. That poor Barber that had to witness Britney cutting her hair off. Personally I would have tried to stop her, but at the same time I probably couldn't have because possibly Britney's bodyguard would have stopped me and I wouldn't trust Britney with sharp cutters. The real reason why she cut off her hair. was for more paparazzi attention and more photos of bald Britney. I found this very disturbing for the paparazzi to continue to parade her when I think she had hit the lowest of the lows, and it was even lower for paparazzi to push the media to see Britney when she needed help. HA HA! the Paparazzi doesn't care if you're doing something very embarrassing, they will still take that picture and sell it to the highest bidder.
I just hope that no one thought it was cool after Britney Spears cut her hair and did it to look cool like her. She was sick and I hope people saw that.

OK to some of you people that have lasted this long, time to start talking nice about Britney Spears. We all know of the new album that she has just released, all about a Circus and the one she is going on tour with? I really hope or why would you look at this part of the blog. Well I learned from someone if you look closely you can find hidden messages. lets do a test run, what hidden message can you see when you look at the title of one of Britney's new songs " If You Seek Amy!" You will get from it "F" for you "U" from seek "C K" and from Amy "ME." put it together you get FUCK ME. What the hell is this, is profanity suppose to be in song titles in this kinda stuff. She has obviously decided not to be known as a teen idol anymore, and is truly trying to become the ultimate sex kitten.

Sorry I forgot I was suppose to be nice in that one. alright something that all paparazzi can relate to- what is "Britney law?" The Britney law ( to the article I read off the Internet) is a 20- yard bubble that paparazzi have to follow at all costs, it could also called a public safety zone. Well I can give you the definition or we can get to the actual reason, Why is there a Britney law? To me I think it didn't start with Britney, I think it started with Lindsey Lohan even though Britney is the most talked about celebrity. When Lindsey Lohan was driving around and parked somewhere a paparazzi with his minivan (he couldn't afford a better car) rammed his car into her Mercedes. So we all know what comes next, Lindsey get pissed right off and of course the Paparazzi was snapping his camera away taking pictures of Lindsey while she is screaming at him. Of course that's not the only one but I think it is what caused the public safety zone, to become a bylaw at City Hall, but the 3rd amendment, fought by the Paparazzi stopped the City Hall members in their tracks, so I think, or the law would be in force by now. [2]

Well I hoped you enjoyed the blog and my comments about Britney spears.

[1] velcro87, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBMMc3QAWCs, feb 08th 2007, britney spears stoned, feb 21st 2009

[2] arenalucid, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQa2VEjdFCI, Dec 11 2008, The Britney Law (powerpoint), fed 21, 2009

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